seedy:

"haha i don’t care" 

*goes home and cries*

(via keellllinicolllllle)

unclefather:

wasted
"if she mentions it more than once,
it’s bothering her."

chillaxbitch  (via hefuckin)

True

(via drstrangeloves)

(Source: chillaxbitch, via memoriesrecollected)

d0nn0:

'Im gonna need to see some ID sir'

barackinaroundthechristmastree:

i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight, via keellllinicolllllle)

blindthoughts:

Edward Scissorhands (1990)

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via keellllinicolllllle)

methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

(via keellllinicolllllle)

peace-love-and-ashleigh:

madeyegirl:

owldee:

calling out slut shaming hells yes

I need to Reblog this twice for good measure

cetaceas:

*hears child crying* *takes birth control*

(via keellllinicolllllle)

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